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Halloween Jokes for your Puppet Show!

When writing the script for your Halloween Puppet Show, you’ll want to make sure you are going to get lots of laughs! We’ve got you covered with some punny Halloween jokes, sure to get a laugh at the classroom Halloween party!

  • What’s a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
    • WRAP music!
  • Why can you tell a mummy a secret?
    • They’re good at keeping things under wraps!
  • How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
    • With a pumpkin patch!
  • What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
    • Cut it out!
  • My favorite vegetable is candy corn!
  • Halloween jokes are so corny!
  • Where do ghosts go on a Saturday night?
    • Anywhere they can Boo-gie!
  • What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
    • Watch the board and I’ll go through it again!
  • Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
  • What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
    • Fangs-giving!
  • What’s a monster’s favorite dessert?
    • I-Scream!
  • Where do monsters go swimming?
    • The dead sea!

Click below to download free Halloween puppet crafts! Pair with the Puppet Show Theater for a truly spooky show.